Control room

Everything below is generated from the same rows the agent writes, and every panel carries the age of what it shows. A panel that could not measure says so instead of drawing a zero. Regenerated 2026-09-16 21:48 UTC.

PAPER MODE — NO REAL FUNDS. 0 of 8 strategies are live, so everything here is simulated. three were measured to lose after their own costs, four never fired enough times to be measured at all, and one trades on paper and is still being scored.

System

source config + strategies/config.ts + RPC · data 0 s old · confidence high

modePAPER
strategies live0 / 8
chain4663
head block64842223
kill switchclear

The eight — what each one tries, and what decided it

🔴 15/09 — this table used to open the front page, eight rows of which seven said switched off. It is a weak thing to hand a reader first and it belongs here, where somebody has come to check. It is generated from the same registry the execution gate reads, so the page cannot disagree with the code that would spend money.

All eight, what each one attempts, and the measurement that decided it.
StrategyWhat it tries to doStateThe number that decided it
LAUNCH_SNIPERBuys within the first three minutes of a launch, when at least four distinct wallets are already buying and buy flow is twice sell flow.switched offmeasured Kelly -0.19 over 91 trades, net -0.034 ETH — loses after its own costs
MOMENTUMBuys when five-minute buy flow is accelerating rather than fading — the one-minute window must be faster than the five-minute one.switched offlooked positive at 10 samples (+0.19) and turned negative at 21 (-0.002) — the sample floor exists for exactly this
BREAKOUTBuys a curve making a new high in its progress toward graduation, past 20% of the threshold, with buyers still arriving.switched offmeasured Kelly -0.37 over 226 trades, the worst of the set, net -0.18 ETH
MEAN_REVERSIONBuys after a curve has fallen at least 35% from its own peak progress, provided someone is still buying it.switched offfired 0 times in the sample — no data is not evidence of an edge
SMART_MONEYBuys launches from a deployer who has already graduated two or more tokens, on the theory that competence repeats.switched offfired 0 times: wallet history is not built, so it correctly stayed silent
GRADUATIONBuys in the last stretch, between 80% and 100% of the graduation threshold, betting the curve completes.switched offno sampled launch reached 80% of its threshold — 0 of 43 graduated
EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBuys a tokenized stock when its on-chain price falls below its live reference feed by more than a set threshold, and sells when the gap has halved or an hour has passed.running on paperthe only strategy that runs. Measured every evening by the walk-forward and by the capacity run; both are published live at /api/walkforward.json and /api/capacita.json, with the age of each figure
AI_HYBRIDThe deterministic signals plus an AI advisor that can argue for a smaller bet, never a larger one.switched offmeasured Kelly -0.45 over 102 trades; the advisory layer cannot rescue a negative deterministic edge

The circuit — profit, buyback, burn

source paper_positions + treasury_settlements · data 51 min old · confidence high

realised, cumulative0.075203
high-water mark0.000000
new profit eligible0.000000
allocated to buyback0.000000
executed0.000000
pending, never executed0.000000
tokens burned0
ledger reconcilesyes

PAPER mode: simulated profit buys nothing, and saying so is the point

Pending is not burned. Adding the two would publish a burn that never happened.

Performance

source paper_positions · data 51 min old · confidence high

measurePAPERLIVE
closed positions704none
won490
hit rate69.6%
net, ETH0.075203
median, %0.186
mean, %0.534
best, %49.72
worst, %-13.91
closed without proceeds00

The two columns are never added together. They measure two different things, and a figure that mixed a simulation with real money would be correct under a false sentence.

Live · written by the agent, not by a person

What it actually did, regenerated every trading-day evening.

Every number in this section is produced by the same code that trades, the evening it trades — weekdays, which is when the book it reads is open. A page of measurements typed by hand ages into a lie, and this project has already had to correct two of its own published claims.

Paper mode · no real funds are at risk · 1 of 8 running on paper · 0 live
Closed paper positions · session of 2026-09-16
ClosedWonMedianMeanExits
177 111 +0.103% +0.255% STOP 4 · TARGET 56 · CONVERGED 97 · HORIZON 20

Across 4 sessions: 688 positions closed, 482 of them closed above cost, +0.323% mean.

AMC vs reference — the flat line is 0% exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry exit entry

The line is the on-chain price against the live reference. Filled dots are entries, hollow ones exits; green closed above cost, red below. The agent buys the discount and leaves when the discount is gone — whatever the price is doing.

By instrument · a total hides that one name can be most of it
SymbolClosedWonMedianTotal
HIMS5946+0.649%+46.544%
AMC6541+0.703%+40.642%
CRCL6661+0.233%+20.668%
MSTR5954+0.244%+17.613%
COIN4034+0.274%+14.519%
AAPL159+0.161%+12.485%
RBLX2720+0.259%+9.808%
DELL2013+0.271%+8.606%
META4330+0.117%+5.813%
SPCX2317+0.155%+4.722%
TSLA2017+0.143%+4.719%
RDDT2511-0.074%+4.714%
GME1912+0.133%+4.379%
PLTR258-0.100%+4.207%
MU1817+0.172%+3.812%
AMD199-0.016%+3.640%
USO2213+0.176%+3.496%
DJT118+0.124%+2.785%
SNDK157-0.075%+1.637%
MSFT109+0.153%+1.608%
TTWO107+0.133%+1.399%
NVDA55+0.231%+1.045%
SLV44+0.336%+1.040%
GOOGL149+0.048%+1.020%
TSM65+0.181%+0.714%
AMZN64+0.196%+0.671%
COST52-0.006%+0.447%
LLY123-0.096%+0.304%
NFLX53+0.093%+0.218%
GLD93-0.027%-0.115%
SPY30-0.063%-0.220%
QQQ81-0.039%-0.405%

What the engine did with its decisions

Four stages of the pipeline can only say no, and every refusal is written down with a reason drawn from a fixed list rather than a shrug. The largest one is not about a token at all: it is the agent stopping because its own data is behind.

STALE_RPC 128 714 acted on TILTED 30 STALE_QUOTE 25 MAX_OPEN_POSITIONS 7 MIN_AGE 2 906 decisions journalled — every refusal carries a reason code, and the largest one is the agent refusing its own stale data

The diagnostic that does NOT decide

The rule was written down before the data that tests it existed, and a scheduled job applies it rather than a person reading a table. What follows is that job’s reading at a grid of fixed entry points — across 5 fixed entry thresholds the mean runs from +0.207% to +0.749%, and every 95% interval sits above zero. It is not the measurement that promotes anything: the one that does is the walk-forward, which refits its entry for every day out of sample and whose verdict is published, with the age of its data, at the walk-forward endpoint and beside the figure it produced further up this page. Reading this table as a verdict is the mistake this section exists to make hard.

The same rule at 5 fixed entry thresholds, widest last · 95% interval from 5 000 bootstrap resamples. The threshold values themselves are not published.
ThresholdTradesMean95% interval
#12759+0.207%0.187 … 0.235
#22350+0.255%0.242 … 0.283
#31714+0.343%0.320 … 0.368
#4981+0.509%0.463 … 0.570
#5 (widest)535+0.749%0.675 … 0.821

Generated 2026-09-16 at 21:48 UTC.

Pons radar

source launches + curve_trades + graduations · data unknown age · confidence unknown

on the curve40
graduated0
progress unknown40
tokenprogresscurve tradesstate
0x2004fa0a…unknown0running
0xdf4dd77c…unknown1running
0xe6effa6c…unknown5running
0x18ba0474…unknown0running
0x7683b80a…unknown0running
0xeca348e1…unknown0running
0x0e5c9120…unknown60running
0x83eefd56…unknown3running
0x89293ea6…unknown5running
0x4d053273…unknown8running
0xce5f6b83…unknown48running
0xd4392cdc…unknown69running
0x174ae0bc…unknown14running
0xa039fea1…unknown45running
0xc50d8ee0…unknown38running
0x5dcd5715…unknown2running
0x44c43937…unknown2running
0x597c66be…unknown0running
0x1dafc443…unknown2running
0xc1a059a4…unknown8running

Progress reads unknown on purpose: the real figure needs a read of the curve contract, and a row count is not that. Rendering it as zero would show forty curves standing at the start line.

Decisions — including the refusals

source decisions · data 1 h old · confidence medium

refusal codetimes
STALE_RPC128
TILTED30
STALE_QUOTE25
MAX_OPEN_POSITIONS7
MIN_AGE2
whentokenstrategyoutcomewhy not
2026-09-16 19:570x1b0e319c…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:570xec262a75…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:530xc0d6457c…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:500x86923f96…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:500x2e0847e8…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:500xdf0992e4…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:480x894e1ec2…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:480x322f0929…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:470x05a3d1cd…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:460xdf0992e4…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:450x1b0e319c…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:410x6330d8c3…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:400x941ae714…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:350x941ae714…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:350xec262a75…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:330xdf0992e4…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:320x322f0929…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:250x05a3d1cd…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 19:030x05a3d1cd…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:590xa30fa36d…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:540x894e1ec2…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:430x411efb0e…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:430xaf3d76f1…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:430xdf0992e4…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET
2026-09-16 18:420xb90a19ff…EQUITY_CONVERGENCEBET

The refusals are the record, not the noise: a panel showing only the bets would describe a system that sees little, instead of one that is stopped often.

The house shows its losses

The criterion is written, committed and pushed before the measurement runs. Read in the other order, the same numbers would have made an excellent announcement.

strategies promoted0 / 8

three were measured to lose after their own costs, four never fired enough times to be measured at all, one trades on paper and is still being scored.

launches measured110 757

bought a minute in and sold within the hour, net of the round trip. It is the largest measurement run here by a factor of a hundred.

the better of two cohorts-9.918%

and the other measured cohort did worse. A third group, the deployers in between, was never measured. This is what an indiscriminate buyer would have taken home — not a strategy anyone would run, and it is why seven of the eight read that launchpad and none of them are running.

out of sample, the one that runs+0.7587%

per position across 471 of them, on days the rule never saw — positive on 7 of 7. Three of four gates pass; the fourth needs more trading days than exist yet.

What it has read

curve trades ingested17 225 288

every buy and sell on every bonding curve it has watched, reconstructed from the events themselves.

launches on record344 252

of which 6 048 finished the curve — about one in 57.

equities sampledevery 60 s

measured, not scheduled: 10 931 samples across 37 instruments in the window this was read from.

decisions journalled906

of which 192 were refusals, the commonest being STALE_RPC at 128 — a reading the agent could not trust, which is a refusal with a code of its own and not a silence.

Tokenized equities — how dislocated the book is

source equities.jsonl + universo-equity.json · data 49 s old · confidence high

median |deviation|0.241%
above threshold17
instruments seen37 / 37
coverage100%
liquidity seen, USD56,740,023
index reliableyes
tickerdeviationliquidity, USD
CRCL0.858%1,897,485
GME-0.819%1,063,360
PLTR-0.786%692,836
AMC-0.752%1,995,186
RBLX0.738%239,401
MSTR0.626%1,367,359
HIMS0.571%2,168,670
DELL-0.534%290,893
WYFI-0.463%48,697
RDDT0.438%1,627,194

Coverage is inside the index, not beside it: between 7 and 11 September this agent ran blind for five sessions because a request asked for 37 instruments and the cap was 30 — zero reads, every light green. A median published over two instruments out of thirty-seven is a flawless number about a book nobody looked at.

Deviation is the token price against its reference feed. It is never a statement about the underlying security.

Walk-forward — does a threshold picked on the past still pay?

source equities.jsonl + backtest/walkforward.ts · data 49 s old · confidence high

armout-of-sample daysoperations mean95% CI positive daystop dayverdict
A — the 10 seed tickers7840.5108%[0.355, 0.714]7/727%REJECTED
B — all 3774710.7587%[0.659, 0.838]7/724%HOLDS

A — the 10 seed tickers — rejected by the pre-registered criterion: 84 operations, mean 0.5108%, positive in 7 of 7 days, top day 27% of gross profit

B — all 37 — 471 out-of-sample operations, positive in 7 of 7 days, top day 24%

The criterion was written and committed before this was run (docs/WALKFORWARD_CRITERIO.md, scritto e committato PRIMA della misura). A criterion written afterwards is fitted to the outcome and approves whatever came out. Nothing is switched on by any of the three verdicts.

⚠️ the cost is a flat 0.1% and does not scale with size: a measured return is not an executable return

Capacity — the size at which the edge dies

source backtest/capacita.ts (cached measurement) · data 23 h old · confidence medium

A — the 10 seed tickers$1000

size holds to $1000 a trade, and not past it

B — all 37$500

size holds to $500 a trade, and not past it

sized by pool10 bps

of each pool, chosen in backtest — not a measured result

out of sample, sized that way+0.3907%

interval [0.305, 0.463], on the same positions the selection never saw — not yet proven

sizeoperationsmean95% CIholds
$1004140.6656%[0.582, 0.748]yes
$2504140.4780%[0.391, 0.574]yes
$5004140.1653%[0.057, 0.293]yes
$1,000414-0.4601%[-0.638, -0.247]no
$2,5001668-2.0795%[-2.290, -1.891]no
$5,0001882-4.3761%[-4.466, -4.022]no
$10,0002111-8.8420%[-9.513, -8.111]no
$25,0002111-22.4389%[-24.112, -20.641]no
$50,0002111-45.1005%[-48.441, -41.522]no

constant product: 2S/L per side, both sides. Overstates cost inside a v3 tick range, understates it outside.

Whether the cost model runs high or low is not settled: the claim that these figures were a ceiling was withdrawn on 13 September, after reading the pools directly. Liquidity is the binding constraint here, not the strategy: capacity scales with pool depth, and the thinnest instrument in the book holds under fifty thousand dollars. None of this is a verdict on the edge — that one is in the walk-forward panel above, and it says not yet proven.

Health

source scan_state + scan_gaps + RPC · data 7 s old · confidence high

last scanned block64842140
scan age7 s old
chain head64842223
unfilled scan gaps0
api version1

Risk disclosure

KAKEGURAI is software that places bets. It can lose its entire bankroll. Nothing here is advice, an offer, or a forecast, and no figure on this page is a claim about what happens next. Buyback and burn are protocol mechanisms, never a statement about price. Every number here is also readable by a program at /api/status.json and the five files beside it, each carrying its own age.